Regina Spektor is in town tonight and I can't believe the show isn't sold out, Denver. Did you just not know?
Anyway, you know now. She's playing the Fillmore Auditorium, 1510 Clarkson St. Doors are at 7 p.m., showtime is 8 p.m. and tickets are $35.
UPDATE: Well, there you go. You went and bought all the tickets. As of 1 p.m., there are still a few on StubHub for a small-to-medium markup.
Three Course Comedy is back once again at the Deer Pile, 206 E. 13th Ave., and this edition's theme is "road foods."
Hosts Adrian Mesa and Eric Henderson will have "tips and tricks and truck stop picks" for dining on the road. Also on the lineup: Harris Alterman, Jet Black and Arielle Kaplan.
Food is served at 8 p.m. and the show starts at 8:30 p.m. As always, admission is free.
"Constellations" is still running at Curious Theatre Company, 1080 Acoma St.
The play was inspired by string theory, which is honestly enough to sell me on it, but here's more: It follows scientist Marianne and beekeeper Roland through all the possible paths of their relationship after they meet at a party.
Tonight's performance is at 8 p.m. and tickets are $24-34.