Opinion: The Denver Broncos logo should have teeth

(Kevin J. Beaty/Denverite)

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You know I have serious issues with the Broncos logo. Now I have a solution. Give it teeth.

Old and busted horse:

(Denver Brocos)

Presented under fair use. (Denver Broncos)

New and improved dental horse:

Artistic rendering of the Broncos logo with teeth. Presented under fair-use. Original logo copyright Denver Broncos.

Artistic rendering of the Broncos logo with teeth.

See? It’s somehow scarier but less creepy. It no longer looks like a seahorse. Now all we have to do is ban the full-body version forever.