Denverite Classifieds: Welcome to Jurassic Park

This velociraptor won’t eat you.
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A Classifieds teaser image: "Funny, quirky, dinosaur performer looking for chaotic good/neutral friends"

Meet a chaotic dinosaur performer, a mountain mama new to Lakewood and someone looking to launch a South Metro friend group.

Respond to this week's Classifieds below. Want to put yourself out there too? Submit your own classified here.

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VELOCIRAPTOR & THRILL (45, Aurora) Funny, quirky, dinosaur performer looking for chaotic good/neutral friends to create chaos and memorable experiences throughout the city. RAWR!

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MOUNTAIN MAMA (Mid-40sF, Lakewood) New to the area, not new to CO. I’m a wise old gal with a quirky sense of humor, a creative soul, and a smart mouth. Looking for people who want to connect over coffee, or a beer, hike, walk dogs, have conversations, read books, create beauty, and learn about life. Being in a new area, I’m searching for a tribe of kindhearted souls to build connections with. A writer by trade, I am a nerd by nature, and love all that is weird and creative.

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SOUTH METRO EXPLORER (44M) Looking for individuals interested in exploring the South Metro, food, arts, events, and just generally getting out in the world, Introvert looking to start a social circle.

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