If you’ve ever wanted to have your Valentine’s Day gift delivered to your significant other by a large purple dinosaur a Denver Post columnist once called “Barney after a meth binge,” you’re in luck.
Dinger, the Colorado Rockies mascot, will drop your gift off for a fee of $150. The pants-less dinosaur can be reached at Dinger@Rockies.com. There’s also more information available about his Valentine’s Day deliveries here.
Valentine’s Day is now just a week away. All requests must be approved by the club in advance, so there’s no guarantee Dinger will deliver.