Babies might not be be able to speak, use the bathroom by themselves or chew solid food, but one thing they can do is get placed on the Denver Broncos' season-ticket waiting list.
On Thursday, the Broncos announced the Born in Broncos Country Newborn Club.
Broncos fans can sign their newborns up for 25 George Washingtons. In return, their baby will receive a Broncos beanie, a commemorative birth certificate, a set of Broncos-themed monthly milestone markers, a night light and a baby basics booklet.
Babies whose parents sign them up will also immediately be added to the team's season-ticket waiting list.
There are 73,000 people already on the season-ticket waiting list. (For context, that's almost identical to the population of Loveland.)
The Broncos don't try to predict waiting times because of the high renewal rates on season tickets, so it's hard to say when the babies who join this club will actually get the chance to purchase them.
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