It should go without saying that you should not steal things. It should also go without saying that it’s not smart to steal things from a place that very likely has security cameras.
But apparently these things need to be said.
Less than a month after a woman and her husband were caught on camera snatching a dinosaur-shaped planter from Our Mutual Friend, GB Fish & Chips on South Broadway says it caught a man taking a Bob Marley poster right off the wall.
And not just any Bob Marley poster. It’s the owner’s favorite Bob Marley poster.
Judging from the first 30 seconds of security footage, the alleged culprit has similar tastes. This dude spends at least half a minute eyeing the thing like he wants nothing more than to have it, but also kind of like it just spilled a full beer on his couch.
Eventually, he knocks back a little liquid courage.
You can’t see the exact moment of alleged theft — only that he takes the poster off the wall. You can’t see what the poster looks like, either, but as one commenter noted, “that was a nice poster.”
I hope GB Fish & Chips gets it back. It sounds really great.