It's come to this: Denver is banning alcohol from parks from April 24 through July 23, 2020 to keep people from getting too touchy-feely and thereby possibly more exposed to COVID-19.
"It is intended to support and promote the stay at home and social distancing directives and ensure the safety of outdoor public spaces during the emergency," a statement from the city reads.
Here are the rules governing parks. Stick to them and stay safe:
