Denverite Classifieds: Have you seen things? This old soul needs you

Also: a sporty geriatric millennial needs new teammates.
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Teaser of a Denverite Classified that reads: "Old soul who got divorced young seeks introspective lady friends who have seen some things"

Help your new friend turn over a new leaf, find their next favorite LP and adapt from New York to Denver life.

Respond to this week's Classifieds below.

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NEW LEAF (36F, Central Park) Old soul who got divorced young seeks introspective lady friends who have seen some things. Bonus points for a dark sense of humor and a preference for peer review over woo.

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SPORTY GERIATRIC MILLENNIAL (39F, West Denver) Looking for new pals to play volleyball, basketball, ping pong, pickleball, any sport with a net. Haven't jumped or dived since Obama was in office so nothing super hardcore, but prefer the sports team vibe over solo gym time. Post-game beer hangs also highly desired.

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ADVENTURES IN HI-FI (43, Baker) Looking for fellow audio enthusiasts to listen to records with while sipping cocktails and discussing the finer points of pop music. But also down to go to a local punk show and shout at each other about why Queen will have a longer legacy than Bach.

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NYER IN DENVER Former New Yorker looking for artsy, adventurous friends to thrift for Comme des Garçons & vintage brogues, Let's find amazing underground theater, new artists, the best sushi happy hour and try new cocktails in funky bars and restaurants.

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