Denverite Classifieds: Sept. 9, 2024

Do it for the plot.
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Teaser of a Denverite Classified that reads: "Likes coffee, long walks, watching trash, talking trash"

Have a passion for shiny rocks and hot Cheetos? Down to do it for the plot?

So are these Denverites, and they need some new partners in crime.

Want to put yourself out there too? Submit your own classified here.

How does this all work again? Read more here.


BIG BOX CHAMPION (22M, Montclair) I love to aimlessly walk around at Super Target, Costco, Kohls and impulsively buy something that will probably inconvenience me later on. Also love going to 7-Eleven to get Hot Cheetos with nacho cheese and a diet coke.

Respond here.

CANADIAN IN DTC (25, Denver Tech Center) Recently moved to Denver from Canada and looking for some pals in the area to hit up the movie theatre, grab some food, or head out for a hike!

Respond here.

MAYOR OF YAPPYTOWN (28, Cheesman Park) looking to form strong female friendships. Likes coffee, long walks, watching trash, talking trash, intellectual convos, HH, staying active, thrifting, and doing it for the plot🤪

Respond here.

WANDERING NIGHT OWL (33, City Park West) Newish here. Seeking a kind, humble, intellectual bud who's down to bond over shiny rocks, plant medicine, and be an uncle to my Bengal. Bonus if you're a devil on two wheels.

Respond here.


Submit your classified now!

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